Choose faction
Start with one of eight global factions, each with cities, bases, and their own kind of incompetence.
Mobile strategy game for iOS and Android
Dumb War: Missile Mismanagement
One dumb turn-by-turn missile strategy game.
Choose faction, target rival cities, launch missiles, and try make you no mistakenly spoil your own plans. E quick to learn, e intentionally ridiculous, and e dey available now on iPhone and Android.
Install the game for your phone:
For desktop? Use the store buttons to send am to your device, or open dumbwar.app for your phone.
- Turn-based strategy wey dem build for mobile
- Choose from 8 global factions
- Launch missiles, miss targets, and survive the chaos
Available now. Follow Dumb War on X, Instagram, and TikTok for updates, clips, and fresh missile mistakes.
How e dey play
Pick. Target. Launch.
Dumb War na mobile strategy game about making very bad geopolitical decisions for short, funny turns. The goal simple: survive pass rival factions while your missiles, leaders, and plans keep misbehaving.
Target enemy cities
Choose where to strike, protect your key cities, and decide how reckless this turn go be.
Launch and survive
Fire missiles, watch the chaos unfold, and adjust when your brilliant plan turn to very public mistake.
Why you go play?
Satirical strategy
with one-more-turn chaos
Command one of eight global factions, launch strikes for your rivals' cities, and watch as your well-planned moves go hilariously wrong. Na geopolitics as cartoon strategy game: easy to understand, dumb for the best way, and built for quick mobile sessions.
8 Faction for Whole World
From US Fed go reach Sino Union — each faction get e own battlefield, cities, and e own kind incompetence.
Missile Wahala
Plan your attacks well well. Or no do am. Missiles get way to go anywhere wey dem like sha.
Strategy Cities
Capture capital cities, industrial hubs, and military bases across fine but very senseless battlefield maps.
Dumb No Be Small
Humour wey no dey fear anybody, cartoon art, and strategy depth wey go make you dey come back for "one more turn."
For Action
See the Game in Action
Bright cartoon battlefields, leaders wey too sure of themselves, and missiles wey no always respect the plan.
Reach Us
Greet Us
You get question, feedback, bug report, or you just wan tell us say your missiles dey always miss? We go like hear from you.