The world's most incompetent leaders.
Choose your faction, fire your missiles, and try not to accidentally nuke yourself. Strategy has never been this gloriously stupid. The App Store and Google Play launch is coming soon.
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What is this?
Missile Mismanagement
at its Finest
Dumb War is a turn-based strategy game where world leaders are as incompetent as they are powerful. Command one of eight global factions, launch strikes at your rivals' cities, and watch your carefully laid plans go hilariously wrong. It's geopolitics — but dumb.
From the US Fed to the Sino Union — each faction has its own battlefield, cities, and flavour of incompetence.
Plan your strikes carefully. Or don't. Missiles have a way of going wherever they feel like anyway.
Capture capitals, industrial hubs, and military bases across beautifully absurd battlefield maps.
Irreverent humour, cartoon art, and the kind of strategic depth that keeps you coming back for "one more turn."
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Questions, feedback, bug reports, or just want to tell us your missiles keep missing? We'd love to hear from you.