Choose a faction
Start with one of eight global factions, each with cities, bases, and its own flavor of incompetence.
Mobile strategy game for iOS and Android
Dumb War: Missile Mismanagement
A dumb turn-based missile strategy game.
Choose a faction, target rival cities, launch missiles, and try not to accidentally ruin your own plans. It is quick to learn, ridiculous on purpose, and available now on iPhone and Android.
Install the game on your phone:
On desktop? Use the store buttons to send it to your device, or open dumbwar.app on your phone.
- Turn-based strategy built for mobile
- Choose from 8 global factions
- Launch missiles, miss targets, and survive the chaos
Available now. Follow Dumb War on X, Instagram, and TikTok for updates, clips, and fresh missile mistakes.
How it plays
Pick. Target. Launch.
Dumb War is a mobile strategy game about making terrible geopolitical decisions in short, funny turns. The goal is simple: outlast rival factions while your missiles, leaders, and plans keep misbehaving.
Target enemy cities
Pick where to strike, protect your key cities, and decide how reckless this turn should be.
Launch and survive
Fire missiles, watch the chaos unfold, and adapt when your brilliant plan becomes a very public mistake.
Why play?
Satirical strategy
with one-more-turn chaos
Command one of eight global factions, launch strikes at your rivals' cities, and watch your carefully laid plans go hilariously wrong. It is geopolitics as a cartoon strategy game: easy to understand, dumb in the best way, and built for quick mobile sessions.
8 Global Factions
From the US Fed to the Sino Union — each faction has its own battlefield, cities, and flavour of incompetence.
Missile Mayhem
Plan your strikes carefully. Or don't. Missiles have a way of going wherever they feel like anyway.
Strategic Cities
Capture capitals, industrial hubs, and military bases across beautifully absurd battlefield maps.
Gloriously Dumb
Irreverent humour, cartoon art, and the kind of strategic depth that keeps you coming back for "one more turn."
In Action
See the Game in Action
Bright cartoon battlefields, overconfident leaders, and missiles that do not always respect the plan.
Get in Touch
Say Hello
Questions, feedback, bug reports, or just want to tell us your missiles keep missing? We'd love to hear from you.